As I said in the last Filthy Questions post I have combined so many of the original questions I am not sure that I will reach fifty. However, I have not finished yet, so six more for your voyeuristic pleasure.

26. Have you ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing?

In the vanilla world, I cannot remember doing this. Although as I typed, I kind of remembered that maybe once in a park somewhere, I did see people having sex. It wasn't anything spectacular though, so it doesn't rate a mention.

There was this one time at Pineapple Camping that we were camped next to a group of friends. Our camping set up is a roof top tent which means we can often get a view of goings on. The things we saw out our window that trip… Our neighbours certainly were not worried about who might be watching, but it was much more enticing that the usual standing around a bed while people fuck.

27. Have you ever watched another couple have sex with their permission?

Swinger's clubs usually feature small rooms that people can use for play. These rooms often have two types of closures. First a standard door. If a door is closed, it means that people cannot enter the room. Even if their own partner is in there. Unless someone inside the room opens the door and invites them into it.

The second closure is a plastic chain. Sometimes people put the chain up instead of closing the door. This usually means that people are welcome to watch, but they are not permitted to go past the doorway. There are various reasons for this, but that is a subject for another time. There have been many times when I have been one of the patrons loitering around a doorway. Who doesn't like a live porn show?

28. How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their "third'.

I don't get involved with couples unless Mr Jones is part of the mix. Couples who are exclusively looking for a single girl to join them (A unicorn) are frequently problematic. There is a high risk of drama and shenanigans. Not the fun kind. I am honestly not interested.

29. What is the most flattering thing someone has said about your naked body?

I post nudes and semi nudes frequently. So I get a lot of feedback. Somehow I have not been trolled during my 'career' (I hope I didn't just jinx it!). I often get comments about my boobs and nipples (Kdaddy you were at the top of my mind). However, the comments I really appreciate are those that reassure me about other parts of my body that I am less than happy with. I love when people sincerely appreciate my curves. That makes me feel very special.

30. When was the last time you had a vivid sex dream?

Weirdly, given that I think and write about sex a lot, I rarely dream about it. In the last couple of weeks, I think I have been processing a lot of subconscious stuff. Several times, I have woken up from some very vivid dreams. One of them featured an ex colleague naked and waving his semi rect cock around shouting "I need some me time!". The dream was not about sex. I didn't want to have sex with this man either consciously or sub-consciously.

31. What do you think an orgy would be like?

Ten couples gather in an inner city apartment. Some of them have met before, some have not. Drinks are sipped while polite conversation happens. The hosts organise everyone to play a get to know you game. Something like the men don blindfolds and stand in a circle facing outwards. The women then find a man to kneel in front of and start sucking his cock. When the hostess rings the bell, all the women move to the next man on the left. If a man correctly identifies his own partner, the couple wins a prize.

The game removes inhibitions and increases the sexual energy in the room. The ten women arrange themselves on a bed. Or rather, they fall where they can find a space. The men then move around opening legs to pleasure the women and themselves. Everything just flows. No one is inhibited. There is no drama. It was one of the most intense sexual experiences of my life.