It is four am. Dawn is approaching, the cats are circling, waiting for the moment when I decide it is daytime enough for them to go out. Sleep is a fantasy. Resigned to life, I make tea and then slide into a rabbit hole of my writing and old blog posts. Like this one from 8 January 2013.

1. What feels better, the moment before cumming, the moment of cumming or the moment right after cumming?

Jake: The whole lot, really. I don’t think I can isolate a particular part. I get a lot of enjoyment out of watching Gemma cumming though.
Gemma: For me it is the moment of cumming. I love when the planets align, and that moment seems to stretch out for about five minutes. Other than that, the moment that I like the best is when I fall asleep with Jake’s dick still inside me. It is the best sleep I will ever have.

2. For the guys; It is said that guys will fuck anything that moves but, if you’re a hippie who is in love with the wind how would that relationship work?

Jake: So does that mean that the wind is a girl? I am in love with Gemma, so I usually fuck people who I think are as hot or hotter than her. I don’t ever remember being the kind of guy who fucks anything and can only remember fucking something that I shouldn’t have a couple of times. But now I am definitely not like that because I have Gemma and she is the best. Anything not as good as her would be boring.

What a sweet guy!! Even now, twelve years and many bumps in the road later, he still thinks this. Ladies who do get to fuck Jake, you should appreciate being chosen!

3. For the ladies; what would your first gut reaction be if, after months of online chatting, a guy says on your first date, before even saying hi,
“Let’s fuck like rabbits.” 

Gemma: If I have met a guy (or a girl) for a date after months of chatting, it is going to be for sex. So if they were to do that, my response would probably be 
“Let’s go!!” Unless, of course, it turns out that all the photos that they have shown me are fakes and they look like the back end of a bus. Then I would probably run very, very fast.

What enthusiasm I had! These days I probably wouldn’t tolerate months and months of chatting.

4. There can only be ONE!!! You have to choose EITHER your dream man/ woman/ lover/ partner or your dream job. One or the other, not both. Which did you choose for the rest of your life and why?

Jake: My lover, because love is more important than a job.
Gemma: Someone told me once that when you are in the hospital after having a massive heart attack the last thing you are going to be thinking is “I wish I had finished that project,” I am pretty sure the thing you will be thinking is “I am glad that my wife/ lover / partner is here.” So that kind of answers the question. 

5. Is love itself, being in love, crazy? Or is the world crazy, and love serves to heal a crazy world? Or is it that you’re crazy, and the world is just fine? I guess what I’m asking from you is for a little treatise on the general topic of love and craziness. What is love? …… baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me.  

Jake: I am pretty sure the whole world is crazy, and love is the only thing that pulls you together. I would put something inspiring if I could think of it but I can’t. 

Gemma: What is crazy? Isn’t one person’s crazy another person’s normal? It stands to reason that one person’s idea of love is another person’s idea of lust and yet another person’s idea of crazy. I think we all spend too much time putting labels on things and not enough time just getting on with life. If we just went with the flow, did things that felt good and made us happy more and spent less time worrying about whether it was normal or crazy, then perhaps the world would be a happier place.

Bonus: If all of us in the blogging community pooled our resources together and chained our blogs in unison into one big shining electrical power line of humanity, could we save the world?

Jake: No. What are you trying to save it from, anyway? How are we going to fix things if we don’t know what is wrong, and no one knows exactly what is wrong with the world?  
Gemma: In a word,

I guess these days the blogging community looks different. So, this concept might be a bit outdated.

These questions were originally posted on TMI Tuesday on 8 Jan 2013. You can check out the original post here. I have re-posted all of our original answers from that time with some additional comments in italics for “shits and gigs” as they say.

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