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Watch the below image for 60 seconds and ask yourself if you wish you were the one that was getting ass fucked good and hard?

Lara one of our personal trainers, pegging her boyfriend several years ago.

I have learned that there are really only 2 things that ANY person has to do to get feminized by a hot wife, or even a wife that is not interested this type of sexual activity.

Condition and realign the brain to need and desire this lifestyle so much, that it MUST become a reality.
Take the necessary steps to make your fantasies come true.

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Step 1. Condition the mind.

But first, we must identify what type of sissy you are, and darling, you are a sissy, otherwise you would not still be reading this page.

There are 3 types of sissies that I have come to know:

cross dressing heterosexual sissy
bi-curious sissy
faggot sissy

There is nothing wrong with any of these, but in order for you to fulfill your fantasies, we will need to figure out which one you are, so here they are in a nutshell.

Cross Dresser Sissy

This is the beginning stages and sometimes as far as it goes for some sissies. You are likely a heterosexual man with no inclination of homosexual fantasies or tendencies but LOVE to get in touch with your feminine side. In fact you are so obsessed with the beauty of a woman, you want to be one at least in dress. You would love to be lesbian submissive woman that gives in to the authority of a strong dominant woman that loves to play dress up with their sissies.

This can be a very sexually fulfilling experience for both the woman and her sissy wannabe.

It is important to be a good sissy crossdresser to have the most basic things to be the best woman you can be.

Underwear:

At least 2 thongs

At least 1 bikini cut

At least 1 pair of boy shorts

At least 2 pink pairs

At least 1 black pair

At least 1 white pair

5-6 packages of pantyhose

1-2 corset/girdles

At least 2 bras

2 pairs of fishnet stockings

Outer Wear – Dress/Skirts/Leggings/Shoes

1 formal gown

2-5 mini skirts (for the slut that you are)

Pink and white tank tops

pink, white, and black tights

5 sets of pumps

Slutty knee high black leather boots

Makeup

pink, red, and 3 other sissy colours of lipstick

blonde, auburn, and black short haired wigs

blonde, auburn, and black long haired wigs

foundation

3-4 different types of eyeliner

This is a great start for cross dressing sissies, and even for the other sissies listed below. Of course as you get comfortable being a properly dressed sissy, feel free to accessorize and beautify your sissiness even further. It helps to have a woman assist you in this process. Very fun for her too.

Bi-Curious Sissy

Of course as mentioned above this sissy should have at minimum the clothes above. This sissy although is primarily sexually orienteered to women, they are not opposed to a strong woman forcing them to suck cock, or to have homosexual experiences with men.

It may be a very casual once in a while thing where the woman partner exercises her dominance and makes her man be a sissy, and fully exploits the male by making him do things that he normally would not do. This is exciting for the sissy, because he/she is turned on by the control from the woman that allows them to explore their bi-curious nature without judgement or threat. A good bi-curious sissy can be taught to swallow but should be done in a safe consensual way with a partner that is known to be free of sexually transmitted disease. (it needed to be said)

Faggot Sissy

The definition says it all. This is a sissy that is ready to become a woman in very way except castration. At this point the sissy should have his cock locked up permanently, and the only pleasure derived will be a slow drip orgasm from anal penetration as the sissy takes on cocks regularly.

The faggot sissy should be well versed in taking a multiple cocks at once, one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in each hand. A good faggot sissy craves, loves, and dreams about cock all day long every day. The longterm goal of the faggot sissy should be to come out to all, and let the world know that she is there to be fucked and used like the sissy slut she is.

What Kind of Sissy Are You?

(what kind of sissy do you want to be?)

If you are interested in becoming a sissy, this is a beautiful thing that should be embraced by you, and if your lucky your partner. (really lucky if it is complete shock to her). Besides the 3 general sissy types I have described above, there are multiple layers of sissy in between those levels.

Maybe you are just a cross dresser, but you want to experience a real cock in your mouth just once?

Maybe you have never even cross dressed but for some reason you are turned on, and just don’t know what to do with your partner, or yourself to take the next step.

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So now that you have identified what kind of sissy you are OR want to be, we move to step 2.

Step 2. Take the necessary steps to make it reality.

I know for some of you, this is the part that you think cannot happen. It is most difficult for men that are heteorsexual, or maybe even bi curious that have wives and are too afraid to share their fantasies with their wives. They live in shame for having these desires that will not go away. Some men breached the subject with their partners just to get shot down with a look of disgust. For these sissies, it seems hopeless.

Fear not sissy. I am an expert at helping you reveal your sissy desires in a positive light way with your partner, that will allow her to “ease” into your fantasies, and eventually embrace them. It comes back to the first part of pushing your sissy desires to the front by realigning your inner beliefs that remove the shame. When you approach your wife and you are coming from a place of shame, she can read this, and certainly will be turned off. When you approach her “my way” without shame, and with nothing but love, and gracefulness, it is much easier to influence her to indulge in your fantasies. This is where the rubber meets the road. This is WHY most men need to be trained to be sissies. We must remove your selfish desires, and turn you into a serving sissy that is there for other people to enjoy how they see fit. This includes your wife. I know how to do this girlfriend. I know how to do this well. I can have your wife fucking your tight little boy pussy in no time if you just stick with me.

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Here is a sissy that I transformed. Isn’t she beautiful?

Very proud of a femdomtraining.ca trained sissy. Isn’t she beautiful? Can you even tell this was a man? Still has a cock, so she is the best of both worlds.

Be warned though…. I will push you towards your sissy goals though. There is no point in creating goals if you don’t want to complete them. I help people reach their goals in the femdom lifestyle and I will train you to be the best version of your sissy dreams. I become involved with FemdomTraining.ca because of my understanding for the need for people that have “different” sexual desires to be accepted and to find a way to gain the lifestyle they so much desire, in a loving comfortable manner. No matter how off the mainstream “society” deems it to be.

Here is a sample of just one of my sissies in training personal training file and assignments.

(The real training file is over 35 minutes long)

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Here are some existing sissy trainees… Listen to what they have to say…..the good little sissy sluts I am training them to be….

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There is nothing wrong with your desires.

They will not go away.

Embrace them, love them, fulfill them.

Ok, so now you have figured out what kind of sissy you are, and we have worked together with your mind conditioning to make you DESIRE your fantasies so much that YOU MUST HAVE THEM.

WHAT NEXT?

I work with you from right where you are at to help you create an action plan to move you closer and closer to your goals until they become reality. Each month of training you will be more and more committed to your training. You will be able to do a bit more. You will be able to embrace your privacy and keep this life secret if you want too, AND get your fantasies realized in a safe REAL way with REAL PEOPLE or your SPOUSE that you thought would never participate in your fantasies.

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